UNFORGETTABLE ...

By Vernalee

My Mother always advised, “If you have an event at your house, make sure that you have enough food. Your guests may not remember what you served, but if you run out, they will never forget that there was not enough!" The same holds true for dates. The bad ones never escape your memory. For example - How about the guy who took my friend out last week for pizza on their first date. After the meal had been consumed, he started frantically searching through this black portfolio before he found the half off pizza coupon. Interesting and distasteful; right? That cheapie did not have to worry about date number two! Better yet was the guy who told his date what to order so that her taste buds could stay within his budget! Really! Lest not forget the old insect trick to avoid paying the check! I'm not making this stuff up! After these types of dates... please remember the food and not the man! For certain, he's not in your league! Your unforgettable date is that dreamboat of a man who had so much class that he swept you off your feet; right? ...He’s not the one who made an unforgettable, distasteful impression that you’ll never forget!

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